Coming to a cinema near you (when they are allowed to open…)
“Covid UK”
Directed by Ridley Scott, the epic story of one man’s fight against the virus.
Starring Arnold Shwarzeneggar as Boris Johnson, a man without a plan, forced to leave the women he’s loved (all 15 of them) to take on the job of saving the country.
“Get to the choppers, we’re going to Durham”
Also starring
Alan Carr as Dominic Cummings, the man Boris couldn’t do without;
“That’s it Mr Johnson, you are feeling sleepy, verrrry sleepy. Now listen to me carefully”
Meryl Streep as the head of the NHS, the woman Boris couldn’t ignore;
“Goddammit Boris, where’s my PPE? Either I get it now, or people die!”
Daniel Craig as Matt Hancock
“The name’s Hancock, Matt Hancock and welcome to today’s Government briefing”
Special guest stars
Dwayne (the Rock) Johnson as Doctor Chris Whitty
Gwyneth Paltrow as Nicola Sturgeon
Beaker (by special permission of the Muppet Show) as Donald Trump
“This year’s blockbuster” (Dr Anthony Fauci)
“Sure to dominate the Oscars” (Director General, WHO)